This Is The Only Nissan Kicks I Will Ever Give A Shit About

The , I am sorry to say, is a car that I cannot bring myself to care about. Not only am I resentful it replaced the objectively funky here in the United States, its name also promises something far more interesting than it actually is. Like calling cottage cheese...

Dec 19, 2025

Somehow I Missed That The Prince Of Wales Drives An Aston Martin That Runs On Wine And Cheese

I realize that to our readers still under the cruel, oppressive thumb of the British Crown, this may be old news, but to those of us who no longer live in fear of King George quartering soldiers in our rec rooms, I’ll admit I had no idea this was...

Dec 19, 2025

Evil Boulder Menace Somehow Manages To Take Out A Fistful Of SUVs

A boulder in a Omaha parking lot has become a minor local celebrity thanks to the legions of SUV drivers who seem to want to do some off-roading in a quiet strip mall. Much like the infamous (), there is a quiet-yet-easily-avoidable menace, just sitting there, lurking, waiting to...

Dec 19, 2025

Chevrolet Somehow Makes One (1) Electric Pickup Truck

Chevy, a company that does not sell an all-electric mass-produced pickup truck despite being literally the best-prepared company on earth to do so, finally made one. Literally just one. The vehicle is called the E-10 Concept, and its stated goal is that it “electrifies [the] hot rodding world,” according...

Dec 19, 2025

Jessi Combs' Jet Car Wreck Blamed On Wheel Failure At 550 MPH

Back in August we were saddened to report that the “fastest woman on four wheels,” to break her own land speed record of over 483 MPH in the jet-powered North American Eagle land speed record car. Harvey County Sheriff’s Office investigators have now , which occurred as the car...

Dec 19, 2025

The 2020 Dodge Challenger Drag Pak Will Allow 50 People To Run 7s

Only 50 of Mopar’s new Challenger Drag Pak will be made, each with a serialized plaque for the sake of collectability [Ewww]. This master of the 1320 is powered by a supercharged 354-cubic inch V8 through a 3-speed manually-shifted quick auto to a super sturdy Strange-built 9" rear stick...

Dec 19, 2025

Eliza & The Delusionals -- 'Just Exist'

Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams. I’ve had this song on heavy repeat for the past week. They’re good, I’m looking forward to hearing more of their stuff. ...

Dec 19, 2025

Subaru Is Apparently Teaming Up With Toyota For A New WRX STI

Rumor has it that , after shares in the company increased from sixteen to twenty percent, could be teaming up with Toyota for the newest iteration of the WRX STI. Possibly even more interesting is the fact that the duo would be abandoning the WRX’s four-door body style to...

Dec 19, 2025

Uber's Self-Driving Cars Made It Through 37 Crashes Before Killing Someone

A U.S. agency finds Uber’s self-driving software that led to the fatal Arizona crash last year had “flaws,” pricing for the big Aston Martin DBX is announced, SUVs continue to save BMW and more await you in for Wednesday, Nov. 6, 2019. In March of 2018, an Uber self-driving...

Dec 19, 2025

The Feds Are Recommending Mandatory Helmet Laws, Which Do Not Work, For Bicyclists Too

More cyclists are dying on American roads. Last year, 857 cyclists were killed by drivers, a 6.3 percent increase from the year prior, even as overall road fatalities fell by 2.4 percent, . To try and reverse this morbid trend, the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) issued a series...

Dec 19, 2025

UAW Strike Keeps Mid-Engine Corvette At Bay Until 2020

After , it’s finally been confirmed that production of the first-ever mid-engine has been pushed back to Feb. 2020, following the six-week . The “” has been left in the lurch, thanks to valiant work by union strength. GM confirmed to that the first owners of the C8 Corvette...

Dec 19, 2025

Ford Gave This Electric Mustang A Manual But Not The Shelby GT500

For this year’s show, Ford rolled out something both very neat and very puzzling. The car in the photo you see above is called the Lithium. It’s an all-electric prototype, makes big power and also has a manual transmission. But why? The Lithium Mustang makes over 900 horsepower and...

Dec 19, 2025

There's Finally Going To Be A Rear-Wheel-Drive Audi R8 That's As Normal As That Could Be

The has had rear-wheel-drive models in the past, but they were or race cars. Today the company announced an Audi R8 RWD model and it’s just a normal part of the R8 lineup. That’s great... but is it only... the beginning? This is not unlike the time that Lamborghini...

Dec 19, 2025

Here's Another SUV-Defeating Rock. Does Your Town Have One? Let Us Know.

Shortly after I for why the SUV-defeating rock in Omaha, Nebraska is, in fact, a hero rock, a tipster from Columbus, Ohio, sent in evidence of their own hero rock. “We have a similar boulder,” the tipster wrote in, who asked to remain anonymous, “and it’s nearly unfathomable how...

Dec 19, 2025

The Whole "Ok, Boomer" Thing Is Summed Up In This Car For Boomers

I’m sure by now you’ve heard about the whole “” trend, where all the people who are not Baby Boomers (that is, people born between 1946 and 1964) have decided that they need something dismissive to say to old gasbags when they won’t shut up about the Millennials and...

Dec 19, 2025