"Yeah man, that WRX is nice but it looks like it's had some hard miles. That kid put stickers on it, that makes me nervous. I don't know if I want a used car. Yeah, yeah I'd love a new one but that's a little out of the question right now and, you know, I want something fun to drive but... yeah. I hear you. It's just that I don't want to have to replace the clutch in ten thousand miles. Why can't I have something new, fun and affordable that isn't stripped to the bones?"

"OMG, have you seen the Fit? Honda makes it. FIT. F-I-T. OMG Cuuuuuuute. They had one in this orange color, I loved it. LOVED IT. But it had a stick and I'm not learning to drive a stick. The engine in the Fit? I don't know, I think it has one. Oh that Scion is super fierce. The fiercest. LOLzz"

Speed Merchants: No

Fashion Victims: No

Treehuggers: No

Mack Daddies: No

Tuner Crowd: Yes

Hairdressers: No

Penny Pinchers: Yes

Euro Snobs: No

Working Stiffs: Yes

Technogeeks: Yes

Poseurs: No

Soccer Moms: No

Nascar Dads: No

Golfing Grandparents: No

*Honda Fit

*Nissan Versa

*Volkswagen Rabbit

*Used Subaru WRX

*Subaru Impreza 2.5i

*Mazda Mazda3

*Suzuki Burgman

• Manufacturer: Suzuki

• Model year: 2008

• Base Price: $14,999

• Price as Tested: $16,870

• Engine type: 2.0L DOHC I4

• Horsepower: 143 @ 5,800 RPM

• Torque: 136 @ 3,500 RPM

• Transmission: 5-Speed Manual

• Curb Weight: 2,800 lbs

• LxW: 162.8" x 69.1"

• Wheelbase: 98.4"

• Tires: P205/60R16

• 0 - 60 mph: 8.3 Seconds

• 1/4-mile: 16.8 seconds

• EPA Fuel economy city/highway: 21/28

• NHTSA crash test rating: ****/**** (Driver/Passenger)

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