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2013 Audi Allroad Quattro: The Jalopnik Haiku Review

2013 Audi Allroad Quattro: The Jalopnik Haiku Review-August 2024

2024-02-19 EST 22:10:09

Happy Haiku Day / Enjoy This Audi Allroad / Haiku Style Review.

(

Audi Gave Me This Freely

I returned dirty)

It is the A4

Avant you really wanted

Just taller I guess

Hey, look, some plastic

that makes it a crossover

for all of the roads

You can get muddy

If that is what you wanted

No air suspension

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