The Chrysler Cordoba was many things, or, depending on how you think about it, few things, but I’m not sure any of those things was a thing called “sport size” because, well, that’s not A Thing. I guess they meant it was sort of small? Which, really, it wasn’t? Also, it wasn’t terribly sporty, either, at least not in the way most people think of that word, which clearly didn’t stop the ad agency’s copywriters.

Anyway, happy Monday.