Ever since I first started reading Jalopnik in 2010 I’ve wanted to write my own Traffic Jams. Now I’m finally at the helm and achieving a bucket list item this morning. It’s time to expose you to my music. Let’s start your Tuesday off with fast cars and a rapid beating heart: it’s Carpenter Brut’s Turbo Killer!

First, let me again say welcome back to Jalopnik! We’ve had a lot of time to think during our tumultuous and tearjerking week away from the office. At the other end we’ve come up with some ideas to make the Jalopnik experience better. One of them is the return of the fan favorite, Traffic Jams. You can expect us to flood you with our music tastes.

I listen to all kinds of music on the road, but my preferred tunes for driving are high-energy. There’s something epic about a gear lever in your hand, an open road and a track pushing you to give that car your all. This track hits just the spot.

I hope this makes your commute a blast. Full disclaimer: I am not responsible for any speeding tickets you get today.