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Chevrolet Bolt Sales Are Up 280 Percent. Too Bad I've Moved On
Chevrolet Bolt Sales Are Up 280 Percent. Too Bad I've Moved On-January 2024
2024-02-19 EST 22:11:56

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General Motors’ new President of North America operations, Rory Harvey, confirmed Friday that despite this April’s sales jumping 280 percent over the previous year I, the , would not be .

“It was time for the Bolt to come to an end,” Harvey said, according to the .

Well you know what Rory? I wouldn’t take you back, even if you did want me.

Because when GM announced it was , I knew that by denying America the one small affordable EV on the market some would realize it was a mistake, even if you didn’t.

Sure, we had some rough times. When I said our partnership would tear down walls, you didn’t realize I actually . That’s on me. But did we work on communication? No.

You just... cut me out, after seven years together. You didn’t . See? I tried to change for you to meet your preferences and Did you think I’d wait around forever? No, I know my worth. And now you’re turning to overpriced, oversized EV trucks like that is going to fix what therapy hasn’t had a chance to? I saw you with my cousin, that hussy . Did you know ?

Congratulations, you played yourself.

GM, you are going to replace me with a bunch of and more expensive EVs based on my tech like the , , and s. And to that I say: Good for you. Whatever floats your boat. I, on the other hand, will be appreciated by the vanishing number of buyers snapping me up before I’m gone forever. You know the old saying: You don’t know what you have until it’s gone? Well I’m gone now baby. Our conscious uncoupling has come to an end.

In 2022, nearly 40,000 people picked a Bolt as their EV. And here I am selling like hotcakes again. An affordable EV, generating 259 miles of range made me something special. After all, the average price of an EV in the U.S. is over $60,000, according to the . While Tesla is I just kept shaving off my MSRP. When are you going to see an American car company offer such a good deal on an EV? Probably never.

I’m worth owning. Lots of people think so, but a lot of people will never even know what they almost had. When I drive by on those Michigan freeways bought under friend and family discount plans, I hope you think of what you could of had. I was a once in a lifetime kind of car, and you know what, America?

You blew it.

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