There I was, in a jovial mood with the sun shining overhead, on my way to look at some pre-war Bentleys at the 2019 when I found my way blocked by a crowd of people. Curious, I looked around and saw, to my shock, the petite gargoyle in the form of , standing in the way and inexplicably signing autographs.

I had never seen him in person before (indeed, I thought he was dead but perhaps evil doesn’t die so easily) and I was taken by just how small he is. And also how he perpetually looks cranky as though he’d just been rudely woken up from a nap.

Anyway, this is your gentle reminder that Bernie is the one who , , , , has about women, is a , and also is .

Bernie Ecclestone is one of the most well known faces in all of motorsports, and he isn't even a…

You’d think a good nap would fix all of these things.