If you don't, too bad, so sad. Bowyer just got the most awesome baby gift ever from Kansas City morning show host Johnny Dare.

Dare the reason for his gift:

We've ended up staying in touch and hanging out a little bit and the stories have always ended up around fire and explosions and there's one story that involves dynamite and a swimming pool. It was always going down that road, so this was the perfect baby gift. It's baby's first flamethrower.

Hey, that sounds a lot like my usual line of conversation. Fire is cool.

I don't know if you can smell that, but it's the fumes of jealousy. Or propane. Either one works. Yeah, I'm pretty envious of this one.