Whenever I see one of these Dodge commercials I want to go to my local dealer, lay my money down on a Hemi V8, and burn rubber all the way home. Whoever makes these ads knows how to appeal to the tire-smoking, music-blasting, 19 year-old in all of us.

While I have an appreciation for autos from all parts of the world, I definitely have a preference for European hardware. Which is why I really got a kick out of this newest ad for the Charger. Why does it mention the Passat? I can't imagine anyone really cross-shopping the two vehicles. However, both are mid-to-large size sedans and can be had very well equipped for about $35,000.

Dodge takes a great jab at VW as the implied message here is, "Those stuffy Germans would never put a 470hp V8 into a Passat." The Passat is fine car, but it is a "sensible" choice for comfort and hypermiling. There is nothing sensible about 470 horsepower, and a family sedan is downright madness.

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Unlike VW who is in the US, Dodge knows exactly who they are. I'm convinced that Dodge's unofficial slogan is, "We make fast cars that make a lot of noise...'Murica. Fuck Yeah!" And it is working, as Dodge sells a of Chargers. Perhaps that is why the Dart doesn't It's not that fast and it's not that loud. Hopefully that will change with the , or whatever they'll call it.

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All I know is despite my leanings towards German cars, there will always be a place in my heart for American muscle and if Dodge gave me the option of a 3-pedal, V8 Charger...I might just have to buy one.