zzdcar
Home
/
Reviews
/
Buying
/
For $2,500, It’s An All Trac All The Time
For $2,500, It’s An All Trac All The Time-May 2024
2024-02-19 EST 22:10:09

Track and Field has for a long time been a popular part of the Summer Olympics. After seeing today's Celica however, the Olympic committee might just want to change that to All-Trac. That is of course, if its price isn't too far afield.

Remarkably, there was not much love for yesterday's . Most of the derision was focused on the modifications- the very elements the seller probably thought would engender ardor. In the end not even a fake ID sporting the name Mc-LUV-in would have been able to buy it some respect, and it went down in a solid 85% Crack Pipe loss.

It has been said that love is a many splendored thing, and likewise that it makes the world go…

Okay, so no love for the LUV, but today we're going to see how a kind of beat up tracks.

The Celica All-Trac married Toyota's 190-bhp turbo four (shared with the MR2) with an all-wheel drive system, and pop-up headlamps for a trifecta of awesomeness. Yeah, it's not a , but what it lacks in non-streetability it more than makes up for in minor dings and dents.

If there's one thing we love more than most other things, it's weird Frankenstein cars.

It's sort of sad seeing a cool old car that has suffered the scars of age just like something of less import. This ST165 started out life as a white knight of the Celica lineup and now bears the scars of age, neglect, and inconsiderate parking lot neighbors. Looking rode hard and put away wet, it's kind of like the Lindsay Lohan of All-Tracs.

The ad claims the car has 190,000 miles on the clock. It also avers that Toyotas can do twice that standing on their heads. That claim is made in a somewhat incongruous manner, as I can't quite figure out what the sentence starting This beast because it's a Toyota. . . even means.

That's pretty much it for description in the ad. There at least are a number of exterior pictures that give a pretty good idea of the amount of body work this car needs. They also expose the two gaping holes in the front valance where a pair of driving lights - one of the All-Trac's unique styling attributes - used to reside. Now, with those missing, it possesses the countenance of a grinning hillbilly. Y'all-Trac now, ya hear?

There aren't any interior shots so there remains some mystery surrounding the car, and hopefully when viewed it'll prove to be in better shape than the outsides. There does seem to be an A-pillar mounted gauge pack visible through the windshield - in my opinion, the unequivocal dry hump of interior mods.

Like the similar Mazda 323GTX, the All-Trac is a cool car that hasn't always been given its just due. This one is beat up, but by appearances seems solid enough to make a good foundation for either bringing back to original form, or making into some sort of Mad Max Deathrace street machine used to frighten old ladies and vex the local constabulary.

Of course to do so one would need to be able to come up with the price of admission, which in this All-Trac's case is $2,500. Considering its provenance and condition, do you think it's worth that? Or, does that make this a Celica you wouldn't Buy-ica?

You decide!

or go if the ad disappears.

Help me out with NPOCP. Click to send a me a fixed-price tip, and remember to include your commenter handle.

Comments
Welcome to zzdcar comments! Please keep conversations courteous and on-topic. To fosterproductive and respectful conversations, you may see comments from our Community Managers.
Sign up to post
Sort by
Show More Comments
Buying
You’re Such a Little Brat for $2,350!
You’re Such a Little Brat for $2,350!
When creating the Simpson's characters, Matt Groening named Bart from an anagram of Brat- reflecting his personality. Now has a Subaru that seems almost as crudely drawn and rowdy. Yesterday was close, but in the end the bagged a Crack Pipe vote of 55%. Despite that car's Jungle Book-sourced appellation,...
May 17, 2026
1979 Matra Simca Bagheera for a Jungle-Booking $10,000!
1979 Matra Simca Bagheera for a Jungle-Booking $10,000!
Everybody knew Bagheera, and nobody cared to cross his path. . . Thus Rudyard Kipling introduced the jungle cat who became Mowgli's chief protector. Today, has his namesake- at a price you shere khan afford. Yesterday's couldn't fake you out, and 91% of you gave it a hearty Crack Pipe...
May 17, 2026
Phony-Baloney Lambo For $35,000!
Phony-Baloney Lambo For $35,000!
Last year an Ohio man got himself caught trying to fake his own death in a plane crash. Today, has a Canadian Lambo, that you could own, which is just plain fake. On Monday we learned that 75% of you would plunk down KIA money for a , and that...
May 17, 2026
What’s a Cosworth? Oh, About $26,500!
What’s a Cosworth? Oh, About $26,500!
It's Friday, and what better way to end the week than with a 1994 Escort from FORD. And wants you to know that stands for lying ver oads emonically. Yesterday's hooned its way into the hearts of 76% of you, proving that Walmart is more than a store, it's a...
May 17, 2026
1972 Thunderbrown for $7,250!
1972 Thunderbrown for $7,250!
The Thunderbird legend features prominently in the lore of many Native American cultures. At one point in time, Ford Thunderbirds also featured prominently on American highways. And now, has one that's gone off the reservation. Maybe just for today, we'll consider this Nice Price or Peace Pipe in honor of...
May 17, 2026
2010 GMC Terrain: First Drive
2010 GMC Terrain: First Drive
We were quite impressed with the on our first drive, but what about its platform-mate, the controversially-styled ? It's both more butch and expensive, but does it offer any substance over the Chevy? Not really. Let's get the lingering question out of the way: Is there any difference mechanically? In...
May 17, 2026
Copyright 2023-2026 - www.zzdcar.com All Rights Reserved