zzdcar
Home
/
Reviews
/
Buying
/
For $6,500, It’s a Ballroom Biarritz
For $6,500, It’s a Ballroom Biarritz-July 2024
2024-02-19 EST 22:10:17

When gas prices increase for a prolonged period of time, car makers respond with more fuel-efficient products. Today, has just such a Caddy from the ‘70s. And it comes with a can full of marbles.

The Eldorado had been a halo product for Cadillac, and a premier personal coupe for decades. The 1979 model year saw a number of changes for the Eldo, among which was a switch to a new platform - along with the Buick Riviera and Oldmobile Toronado - that positioned the cars as large size, rather than the previous grizzly behemoth.

Another change for '79, and a first for Cadillac, was the adoption of the Oldsmobile 350-cid Diesel V8. GM had jumped into the diesel pool with both feet, bringing to market everything from the littlest Chevettes to the most massive B-Bodies, that clattered and smoked, and necessitated gloves for refueling.

Sadly, the was a piece of crap, having been a derivation of a gas engine, (albeit with a specially-deigned, and strengthened block) rather than as a proprietary oil-burner. Under-spec'd head bolts stretched and broke in reaction to 22:1 compression, and fuel system failures proved common due to the lack of a water separator and owners unfamiliarity with the peculiarities of diesel engines. Many of the diesel Cadillacs went back to the dealers for gas engine retrofits after owners complained of the onerously poor durability of their clattery compression-ignition powered cars.

That makes this 1979 Eldorado Biarritz a bit of a survivor as not only is it apparently in decent shape, but still has the Olds oil-burner under its massive hood. That engine lacks every form of modern emissions controls so, while enjoying the Exxon Valdez-like turning radius and agoraphobic's-delight distance between you and everyone else on the road afforded by that massive size and acrid cloud of carcinogenics that follows you, you'll have the satisfaction of knowing that every time you start it, somewhere a tree-hugger dies.

The Biarritz was the top of the line of the top of the line- and shows that off to everyone with its Delorean-taunting stainless steel roof panel. In addition to that snazzy feature, this car is rocking the moonroof so you can let the sun shine down on the hooker's lipstick-red and coney island whitefish interior. There's also an acre of wood on the dash, but don't fear, it's of the dead dinosaur variety, rather than the object of the tree-hugger's affection variety.

That's a lot-o-car. And its has an engine that has withstood the test of time, when many of its brethren didn't. Not only that, but it's only rocking 80K on the clock! And it could be clattering like a school bus in your driveway for only $6,500.

So, $6,500 for a 30-year old diesel Caddy? Is that a Nice Price for this oil-burning luxo-barge? Or, was the seller sniffing the tailpipe when setting that price?

You decide!

()

or go if the ad disappears. Hat tip to camp6ell!

Help me out with NPOCP. Click to send a me a tip, and remember to include your commenter handle.

Comments
Welcome to zzdcar comments! Please keep conversations courteous and on-topic. To fosterproductive and respectful conversations, you may see comments from our Community Managers.
Sign up to post
Sort by
Show More Comments
Buying
For $6,500, It’s a Ballroom Biarritz
For $6,500, It’s a Ballroom Biarritz
When gas prices increase for a prolonged period of time, car makers respond with more fuel-efficient products. Today, has just such a Caddy from the ‘70s. And it comes with a can full of marbles. The Eldorado had been a halo product for Cadillac, and a premier personal coupe for...
Jul 7, 2026
Jim Russell Lancer Evolution Experience: Because Oversteer Kicks Ass
Jim Russell Lancer Evolution Experience: Because Oversteer Kicks Ass
The Lancer Evolution Experience starts off like most : You are plopped in front of a chalkboard and lectured to. After that, you're sent out and made to get wicked sideways. And that's when you wake the hell up. Full Disclosure: Mitsubishi paid for our entry to the Russell Lancer...
Jul 7, 2026
1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee for a Rubicon-Shunning $8,500
1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee for a Rubicon-Shunning $8,500
The Jeep Grand Cherokee's trail-rated, but is it tail-rated, i.e., will it help you get lucky? Well, maybe not, but has one that may mean you won't need date rape drugs. Yesterday we took a breather from the SEMA craziness for a that 58% of you took a shine to....
Jul 7, 2026
Along Came a Spider for $24,950
Along Came a Spider for $24,950
may have suffered from arachnophobia, but today, has a fly-yellow Alfa that can sit on our tuffet any time it wants. Rarely does a group as disparate as this join together as one in a collective dry heave of revulsion over a contender, but that's what yesterday's engendered in 93%...
Jul 7, 2026
NOS Energy Drink: First Gulp
NOS Energy Drink: First Gulp
Of all the things I've been sent to review, the one I've least wanted to try was not the Mitsubishi Galant. Instead, it was this: . I've got NOS, dude! I'm not a huge imbiber, so when the giant NOS box with a canister-like blue bottle and ugly t-shirt showed...
Jul 7, 2026
Leave Your Heart in San Francisco for $14,000!
Leave Your Heart in San Francisco for $14,000!
Rice-a-Roni isn't the only San Francisco treat. has found a Chevy that gives props to the city by the bay. Yesterday's drank from the diesel teat, which was part of the reason that 83% of you downed the haterade in its condemnation. But enough about the hate, let's talk about...
Jul 7, 2026
Copyright 2023-2026 - www.zzdcar.com All Rights Reserved