We messed up. Back in 2021, well before graced the halls of Congress, : how much gas he uses and how much he pays for it. We fear this may have started the whole witchhunt against that eventually led to his expulsion from Congress, and we are deeply sorry for it.

, has even admitted that if he knew how cool and fun Gorgeous George would be, he never would have posted that story. agrees. If we could , we would, but unfortunately, we’ve now got to live in the ruins of what we’ve done to the world.

Not only was George , but he was also lauded as by many. On top of that, he was a man who wasn’t afraid to do what needed to be done for his constituents in and What exactly he accomplished remains a mystery to me, but he brought vibes and rizz that any would be proud to have.

George also wasn’t afraid to lie. He was so good at it too… until we got nosey and fucked it all up. Why couldn’t we just leave George alone? He had a plan for that was bigger than all of us, but we just had to chase those goddamn clicks. It’s awful to think about what we’ve done to this once proud nation.

What the Prince of Long Island will do next is anyone’s guess. Perhaps a reality TV show, perhaps a return to his drag queen roots. If he could find it in his heart to forgive us, George has a home here at Jalopnik. We cannot pay him, but he would be great as an official mascot, wouldn’t he? He sort of fits in our whole thing.

Before I go, I’d once again like to reiterate how sorry the entire Jalopnik staff is for stifling the light of George Santo’s beautiful career. , and we took him for granted Better things are on the horizon for you buddy. It’s not goodbye, it’s see you soon. <3