When it comes time to try and set a world record on something called the “Wall of Death,” there’s only one person to call: crazy-feat performing and crazy-fast talking Guy Martin. Yesterday, Martin did just that.

For the uninitiated, the is one of those crazy silodrome, barrel -looking things motorcyclists ride parallel to the floor inside of. Popular at carnival attractions since the early 20th century, it’s one of the oldest forms of vehicular insanity. And until this week, the world record top speed was 60 mph.

The normal speed most riders travel in a silodrome is around 22 mph. For Martin to go faster than 60 mph in a normal silodrome, he would have been subject to over 10.0 Gs which is more than the human body can handle (s).

A bigger wall was built just for the attempt which is 40 meters in diameter, but that created a new problem. The same amount of force is required to stick to the wall (2.5 Gs), but in order to achieve that now Martin would need to hit at least 58 mph. So, the wall of death rookie was not only attempting to set a record, but he was making getting on the wall in the first place much more difficult.

Back to the Gs. Martin’s original goal was to hit 100 mph inside the wall of death, which would actually put him insanely close to that 10 G mark. To train for this, Guy actually went up in a stunt plane where the pilot took him to 8.5 Gs. How’d that go? Well, as he told :

I felt all right. Well, I lost my vision, but I was still conscious. I know I’m going to black out, but it’s good. I will get a warning before I black out. Maybe I’ll black out before I pass out. That’s called GLOC, which stands for G-induced loss of consciousness.

How anyone at Indian thought it was a good idea to let him in the wall of death with such a cavalier attitude is beyond me. Later in the Radiotimes article, Martin shows brief glimpses of both complete sanity and sheer lunacy:

“All I will be doing is going through the motions. A 30-second set routine. I’ll get the bike started, go onto the Wall, get up to speed, spend one lap at the speed, slow down, get off the Wall and then stop. That’s how you’ve got to deal with it.”

“I’ve been doing the TT for 11 years, and it’s a fantastic event, but for me it’s lost its edge, really.”

To put it succinctly: LOL.

Fortunately , the English channel hosting the whole thing, put his attempt on a time delay should the unfortunate happen. Even more fortunately, Martin completed his record attempt, smashing the previous record with an initial run of 70.33 mph and then a final run of 78.15 mph. It was later confirmed that he hit 5.2 Gs on his run.

The attempt is part of a show called Speed With Guy Martin, where his next feat will be to break the 200 mph mark in a Transit van. Just because.