The engine cooling system in my is on the fritz. I have yet to diagnose it properly, but I know the problem is somewhere along the lines (literally) that to the engine and help the 1.9-liter inline-4 cool off. That’s been important in these dog days of summer, which persist in even though we’re nearing the autumn. In my to glean information, I’ve come across a lot of good stuff, including an old video that describes how the in my car works in a way even I can understand.

The is almost at 210,000 miles, but the little hatch hasn’t exactly gone through thousands of hassle-free miles since we last checked in. I’m at the outset of a cooling system refresh — new lines, new water pump, new plastics, new thermostat, and a coolant flush — and I was reading up on my favorite forum, when I came across this from , which explains how an outlet standard thermostat works:

By the way, there’s also a that explains what’s going on. And there’s a how modern map controlled t-stats work. The narrated video taught me that the correct way to say Mahle is apparently “maw-luh.” Whoa.

Anyway, the contents of the video are just as interesting: There’s wax that melts and solidifies inside of a brass cylinder in the t-stat assembly, which operates based on engine temperature, impeding or allowing the flow of coolant by using the heating and expanding wax to open or close a valve. I love how simple the process is, yet it remains effective.

I doubt the fix to my car is the t-stat alone, but the rest of the components along the chain are likely due for replacement at this point, anyway. The E36 has infamously fickle cooling systems. The fan remains my prime suspect; perhaps the resistor has gone.

What’s happening in my 318ti is the radiator fan appears to not turn on at all. Neither the high nor low stage work, which led me to replace both relays just to be safe. The low stage relay is notorious for quietly breaking, causing the fan to spin only when engine load increases, say, when you turn on the A/C in the car.

But I suspected the high stage had finally gone, too, because in the past, whenever I would notice the temperature needle tick right (indicating higher temps) all I had to do was turn on my A/C and the fan would kick on. That stopped working, leaving me without a fan in the middle of summer.

So, I wired the fan directly to my battery to get my car to the shop. Weeks later, I was still precariously wiring the fan directly to the battery in order to force it on like some barbarian. But as any owner of an can attest, there are levels of annoyance, and sometimes ad hoc and shitty workarounds until something disastrous happens. For now, I’ll stick to driving only at dusk and dawn, when the ambient temperature is no longer set to bake.