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If The Bullshit Used Car Dealers Said Were Actually True
If The Bullshit Used Car Dealers Said Were Actually True-November 2024
2024-02-19 EST 22:09:58

Used car salespeople get such a bad rap. Sure, they’re sometimes tough and coarse on the outside, refusing to balk from their ridiculous asking prices. But what if their bullshit clichéd lines about “practically losing money on this car” and “I’ve got to feed my kids” were actually true?

Here’s a comedy sketch by entitled “The Typical Car Salesman,” and it’s full of great cliches like “you seem like a nice guy,” “don’t tell the boss,” “you’re basically stealing it.”

Hey, car salesmen have to eat too.

Hat tip to !

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