Sometimes a car comes with a pedigree, sometimes it's because it was owned by a celebrity. Today, croons you a tune, and it's in the key of AMG.

For this AMG mercedes ML55


If eBay is still alive


If your bid does survive


You may win. . . 



In the year twenty-oh-nine


 searches to find


Car and trucks for such a cost


That you may think the seller's sense is lost



In the year twenty-oh-oh

This mercedes truck first said hello


The seller claims it's horsepower is four hundred


He likes it better than a Cayenne, in case you wondered

Back in the year twenty-oh-oh

Mercedes got the SUV bug, don't you know

Built these things in Tennessee

And this one's engine's by AMG

whoa-a-o




Now in the year twenty-oh-nine


The seller wants fourteen grand, won't take less a dime


It's a truck that looks like a minivan


And he claims it was owned by a celebrity man



In the year nineteen-sixty-nine


Evan & Zager wrote

About pollution, and how we are bad


It was a hit even though it made people sad



Back in the year twenty-oh-nine


Zager's mercedes is on the eBay auction line


The seller thinks with this history the value it will nudge


But we all know you'll all be the judge

whoa-a-o




Now it's a mercedes ML55


That's not too bad a truck to have when you're alive


It should be quick, should handle too


But about the cost, what will you do?


Is fourteen grand a price that's nice?


Is the celebrity history a throw of the dice?


For this truck, what would you really pay
?

So it's not crack pipe, and saves the seller's day?

whoa-a-o

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