While most people with old Porsche 911s are pampering them, waiting for the cars to ripen like savings bonds, somebody has turned one into a delightfully perverse all-terrain vehicle and is clearly living their best life.

Jason Lightner, a Porsche enthusiast who has been for years, posted this little clip from what appears to be , describing the scene simply as a “weekend’s antics.”

I have so many questions. But then again, just knowing that this is a Thing That Happened brings me tremendous joy.

Lightner has been seen a time or two messing around in the rally, and truly dedicated Jalopnik fans might have even seen him on Car vs America. Don’t be ashamed if you missed that... I made a cameo in the epsiode myself and I actually hadn’t seen it ’til right now when I dug it up for this blog. My role is a little pointless but the clip’s not bad!

Anyway, more power to the people thrashing old Porsches. and I sure hope that bogged Toyota got home OK!