Carspotting: Cutlass Supreme

This is going to sound extremely alternate-universe for a second but in the midst of the 1970s, Americans bought more Oldsmobile Cutlasses than anything else, and more coupes than any other body style.

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It was in ‘76 that America bought about half a million Oldsmobile Cultasses, most of which were two-doors, as the wonderful tome of history recounts.The exact figure for the entire Cutlass line was just a hair under the 500,000 mark, as reported right before the end of the year.This meant it was outselling its intentionally mass-market sister brand Chevrolet with its full-sizers.

It’s just very hard to put yourself in that mindset, . A 1977 model-year Cutlass Supreme, like this longtime resident we found out in Astoria, Queens, just looks unfathomable as a best-selling car. On the one hand it’s weird, with just two doors for its two rows of giant bench seats, a huge trunk leaving a ton of potential high-roof cargo space unoccupied.

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On the other hand it’s very normal, with almost no styling details other than a waterfall grill and some very low-cost, almost-flat curved taillights. The glory days of Detroit spending big on garnishes and things went away by the mid-1960s, let alone after the Oil Crisis of 1973 and the rise of the imports.

This was the last year of the “colonnade”cars, identifiable by 1) being giant and 2) having a kind of turret-style top with extra side windows. Lots of pillars, or columns, in a row. Colonnade.

Were these particularly efficient cars? No. Were they particularly safe, or fast? No and no. They were very middle-of-the road, just with a slightly upmarket badge and a slightly frivolous coupe shape.

Oldsmobile’s assistant general sales manager at the time, John M. Fleming, explained this a bit to The Washington Post:

“A lot of the explanation is that over a period of time, an awful lot of people have moved down in size, from the traditional family-sized big Ford and Chevrolet to intermediates.

“They found they could buy an Oldsmobile for not much more than the Ford or Chevrolet,” he said. The Oldsmobile name is a step up, and they change feel pretty good about the change, he said.

What that says about America at the time that this blocky thing was our best-seller, that it made America feel good, I can only dream to say.