Alex and Hannah spent about a year turning this 1986 Hino flatbed truck into a beautiful cabin on wheels, which came out looking a lot better than every fort I've tried to make. Alex reckons his house will do a quarter mile in "at least thirty seconds."

As Hannah explains; "We needed something to live in so we thought, well, why don't we just build a housetruck?"

I mean, wow. What a woman.

's Matt Farah has been cruising around New Zealand looking at incredible cars, but I don't know how he's going to top this mobile palace.

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