It’s 2017 and everyone and their mom is making an SUV. ’s making one. Ferrari . Even Rolls-Royce is making one, though the company has stubbornly refused to call it that. I totally get why now.

Because, honey, Rolls-Royce isn’t making an SUV. It made a damn truck.

We spotted the Cullinan mule , but for some reason, it looks even more goddamn massive in this new video uploaded by spy photographer . Look at how tall it is!

The Cullinan is parked behind what appears to be a BMW M5 mule. Knowing what we do about the current 5 Series, we can safely say that is isn’t a small car! The Cullinan absolutely dwarfs it. We’re also quite sure it isn’t the new Phantom either. That’s behind the Cullinan and is smaller.

Rolls-Royce has gone (to our knowledge) to say that the high-sided, all-terrain, all-aluminum-boned vehicle that it’s making is not an SUV. And I was skeptical at first. I thought this was just Rolls-Royce pulling one of those, “We’re so exclusive, we’ll make the thing that’s totally a thing but call it something else” things.

Rolls-Royce has finally confirmed that it's making an SUV. Except it's not an SUV. They're calling…

Nope! Say hi to the new Rolls-Royce Truck.