zzdcar
Home
/
Reviews
/
Culture
/
OK, I Think We've Got The Worst Take On Tesla's New Goofy Steering Wheel
OK, I Think We've Got The Worst Take On Tesla's New Goofy Steering Wheel-July 2024
2024-02-19 EST 22:12:28

Image for article titled OK, I Think We've Got The Worst Take On Tesla's New Goofy Steering Wheel

I wasn’t planning on talking about and their anymore, and that felt fine, just fine, to me. But then I happened to and it reminded me that, when it comes to Tesla, everything just works a bit differently. For instance, you get that extrapolates huge and ridiculous technological advancements from what the rest of us just see as a dorky over-yet-under-thought steering wheel design. Let’s look at the headline in question:

Tesla’s Crazy Yoke Could Enable Flight Controls, Activate Rockets On Roadster

What? This is the kind of extrapolation that only Tesla really gets to enjoy. If pretty much any other major automaker designed a car with a silly steering wheel that would prove difficult to actually use, there would be plenty of articles excoriating the design and poking fun — much like how many approached the Tesla one — but that’s where it would have ended.

Nobody would see a steering wheel like this on a new GT-R or Mustang or 911 and then assume, hey, this dumb wheel must look so dumb because it’s really prepping drivers for a future vehicle that will, you know, fly when you yank on the wheel. Nobody would think this.

But, with Tesla fans, this is exactly how they think:

If you follow that thread you’ll find that while the tweeter isn’t claiming to have direct knowledge of any actual plans to have that steering yoke control a full six degrees of freedom for a future Tesla that could potentially drive and fly, but they are saying that the existence of such a steering wheel means it’s possible:

Now, I know many of you out there would say that this is because Elon Musk isn’t just in charge of Tesla, but also SpaceX, so it makes sense that people might assume some crossover of technologies could happen.

Image for article titled OK, I Think We've Got The Worst Take On Tesla's New Goofy Steering Wheel

Of course, that took us to the freaking Moon, but if a Pacifica came out with a yoke-like steering wheel, I think the last thing anyone would assume is that Chrysler was planning a future rocket-hopping minivan.

To be fair, part of the reason this happens is that Elon himself likes to talk about crazy shit, which is fun, don’t get me wrong — that’s a big part of my job here, too.

His rockets-on-a-car thing even , though it turned out he was going in a much, I think,

Where my old 2012 idea was about the use of reaction-control rockets on a car for some potentially next-level handling, Elon was talking about a “hopping” car:

...and while that might be great if we all lived and drove in a colossal Moon Patrol machine...

...on Earth, where the vast majority of cars are sold, a Tesla Roadster that can make rocket-propelled “short hops” is something that I can’t really see anyone actually wanting, even if it could be made safe and legal, both of which are very, very questionable.

Yet, here we are, and when Tesla shows a screwy steering yoke, this is where the talk ends up.

Everyone’s just speculating, of course, and that’s great. Wild speculation is fun! But, in this case, I also think this line of thinking is ridiculous, and I wouldn’t counsel any breath-holding for that yoke-wheel to be something that you can yank back on and leap eight feet into the air, for some reason, then come crashing down into the guard rail or whatever.

I’m sure all the other carmakers are envious of the odd and rarified position Tesla enjoys in the minds of its fans. It must be nice to have every move you make seen in the best possible light and even extrapolated beyond the boring, stupid confines of our reality.

Comments
Welcome to zzdcar comments! Please keep conversations courteous and on-topic. To fosterproductive and respectful conversations, you may see comments from our Community Managers.
Sign up to post
Sort by
Show More Comments
Culture
Cop Flips Pregnant Woman's Car While She Tries To Pull Over Safely
Cop Flips Pregnant Woman's Car While She Tries To Pull Over Safely
A woman in Arkansas is suing a State Police trooper who flipped her vehicle while she was trying to find a safe place to pull over. She wants to change how and when the police department applies the PIT maneuver against drivers and fleeing suspects. The dashcam video released this...
Jul 9, 2025
Bugatti Made A Bugatti Slightly Slower Than The Last Fast Bugatti
Bugatti Made A Bugatti Slightly Slower Than The Last Fast Bugatti
There’s a new slow/fast Bugatti in town, as the slightly-less-than Super Sport 300+ model, called simply Super Sport, is finally reaching production now in time for delivery sometime next year. The 3.9 million dollar W16 hypercar feels like an absolute dinosaur in today’s automotive landscape. It’s big, heavy, and...
Jul 9, 2025
There's A Big Problem Buying A Used EV
There's A Big Problem Buying A Used EV
There’s plenty of consumer protection around any used car’s mileage, but a key part of electric cars’ life story — the condition of its battery — isn’t. All that and more in for June 9, 2021. As anyone with an old laptop of phone knows, battery life deteriorates over...
Jul 9, 2025
Blip: Advanced Cramming
Blip: Advanced Cramming
I’ve never been ashamed of my difficult trunk fetishes, which is why I appreciate when car brochures go out of their way to demonstrate exactly how you can pack the crap out of a tiny and/or weird-shaped trunk. The folded backseat part is easy, whatI’m impressed with is the...
Jul 9, 2025
Watch This Hot Wheels Collector Make A Civic Type R Owner's Day (Update: Original Video Post And User)
Watch This Hot Wheels Collector Make A Civic Type R Owner's Day (Update: Original Video Post And User)
I know that it’s easy to be a cynic when it comes viral videos—and toys, entertainment and even cars. But it’s impossible not to have at least a little soft spot for Hot Wheels. These die-cast cars are bite-sized versions of some of our favorite real cars and I still...
Jul 9, 2025
The Mazda RX-Evolv Concept Was A Funkier, Earlier Incarnation Of The RX-8
The Mazda RX-Evolv Concept Was A Funkier, Earlier Incarnation Of The RX-8
Welcome to another installment of , a series here at Jalopnik where we flip through the pages of history to explore long-forgotten concepts and how they had a hand in shaping the cars we know today. Although it might’ve seemed inevitable in hindsight, the 's existence wasn’t guaranteed from...
Jul 9, 2025
Copyright 2023-2025 - www.zzdcar.com All Rights Reserved