For $10,500, What Not To Wear

If the waistband of your tighty whities advertise any designer other than Flute of the Room or possibly Hanes, then you just might have designs on today's custom 733i. While you all may not give a rat's sphincter over the whole happy holidays/merry Christmas flap, one tradition you're almost universally...

May 2, 2026

For $5,200, The Shape of Things to Come

Wordsworth's poem, The Prelude, was intended as prologue to his work, . In contrast, today's Honda Prelude drops its top, ensuring its passengers are never cloistered. Near the end of the ‘70s Honda's reputation here in the states had been solidified as a maker of highly efficient, sensible cars, albeit...

May 2, 2026

For $300,000, It’s the Four-vette

The reason ‘70s porn star entourages never caught on was because C3 Corvettes only seat two. However, today's Corvette America custom 4-door could be how the whole gang-bang rolls. Pretty much nobody wanted to roll in yesterday's , as an overwhelming 82% of you found it to be little more...

May 2, 2026

For $9,000, This Lancia’s Cup is Half Fulvia

One of the great things about old Lancias is that their names sound like a lady's naughty bits. And as today's Fulvia (see?) might prove, they can be great in other ways too. Not so anatomically correct, but potentially exciting to the ladies due to its impressive length, was yesterday's...

May 2, 2026

For $74,999, This Porsche is Wicked, And Not Just in Boston

Wicked, the Broadway musical is a re-imagining of Baum's The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. Today's Wicked Porsche Twin Turbo has also been re-imagined, but is its price as fat as its ass? Fat is not a word that could be used in describing yesterday's , unless it was used in...

May 2, 2026

For $36,000, This Z4M is a 500-Horse Open Sleigh

One of the great mysteries of preadolescent life is how St. Nick manages to squeeze down so many chimneys all in one night. Today's supercharged Z4M, in Santa Red, is one possible explanation. Even Santa would have found yesterday's to be not everything it was Crack Piped up to be....

May 2, 2026

For $9,500, How Gigolo Can You Go?

Not many may remember Al Pacino's gay murder mystery, , but needless to say, Pacino gets his man in the end. Today's Pinto Cruising Wagon may be more memorable than that, but is its price? If you ask a lot of people about their memories of the Ford Pinto they'll...

May 2, 2026

For $15,995, Blackout Without the Four Loko

In the song Fire Jimi Hendrix sang move over Rover, and let Jimi take over. Today's Range Rover is decked out to blast some Hendrix, but will its price make you think it's a dog? They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, and while yesterday's was pretty...

May 2, 2026

For $13,000, The Daily Standard Awaits

Many of you use the Miata as 's baseline of value. Seeing as Mazda's sports car is the coin of the realm around here, what do you think of one for thirteen grand? You couldn't Run DMC fast enough away from yesterday's . The combination of legendary mechanical infidelity and...

May 2, 2026

For $4,500, Looks Aren’t Everything

Alfa Romeo's Milano is like the homely guy/girl who, contrastingly, really knows how to rock your planet. This Verde represents the hottest U.S. iteration of the fugly sedan, but is its price unattractive as well? When on the road, there are tons of places to grab a quick burger, but...

May 2, 2026

For $1,230,000, This Enzo has Advantages Over a Locomotive, Which You Also Can’t Afford

It's the last day of 2010, making this the last of the year, and we're going out on top. You've heard of , well now it's time to start saving for the Enzo. Speaking of saving, have you ever heard of the Skapunk band, Save Ferris? They once did a...

May 2, 2026

For $6,500, Stick Out Like a TRD in a Punchbowl

Soccer moms, both hot and not, gave up the minivan for SUVs about a decade ago. Despite that, you might still consider today's Previa a MILF- a Minivan I'd Like To Find. If you strive to live down by the river, but have been having a hard time finding suitable...

May 2, 2026

For $17,500, Lotus Notes

The Lotus Esprit is that marque's longest running model. Today's turbo edition doesn't look long in the tooth but does its price make you long for it to be in your driveway? It's also been a long time since Toyota has built anything as wonderfully weird as the Previa, and...

May 2, 2026

For $12,000, this Brazilian VW Lets You Grin and Bare It

A Brazilian can be a resident of that South American country, a nut, or maybe a painful bikini wax. It's also the nationality of today's VW, but is its price carnival-worthy? A wedge issue is one that divides a group, usually splintering it into smaller, less powerful blocks. Fortunately, yesterday's...

May 2, 2026

For $9,000, Seel the Deel on This Turbo M3

Like Rodney Dangerfield, the E36 3-series never got the same respect as did the earlier E30 cars. And while turbo'd, today's M3 may just add injury to that insult. When Terry Gilliam made the movie Brazil, he created a dystopian alter-reality in which the protagonist attempted to escape his claustrophobic...

May 2, 2026