Sure, you’ve seen a . But have you ever seen a Nissan Rogue, on treads? Turns out little SUVs look way cooler without wheels.

The Nissan Rouge Warrior you’re looking at here is pretty much just a regular Rogue with American Track Truck’s Dominator tread system. That can be fitted to pretty much anything (), which one of the company’s representatives told me would “start at about $9,000.”

As for installation, they say “it’s as easy as changing a tire.” Awesome.

Unfortunately it also cuts your top speed to about 40 MPH and makes turning a different experience, but it’s hard to beat for all that driving on ski hills you do. Tread all the things!

“Nissan has a well-rounded suite of all-wheel drive crossover vehicles to master the toughest winter roads,” says Nissan Canada’s President Joni Paiva in a . “In fact, Nissan’s all-wheel drive (AWD) system adapts to road conditions 30 times faster than the blink of an eye.”

Can you feeble-minded consumers of crossovers even comprehend what that means? Of course not; that’s why Nissan is using a video of their little car turned into a tank to give you the message. “Trust us, this is what all-wheel-drive feels like!”

It’d be more accurate to say “this is what snow tires feel like,” but I digress.

Nissan seems to have a thing for , which is just fine with me. These commercials are a lot more fun to watch when they’re not just .

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