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Traffic Jams: Noisestorm - ‘Crab Rave’
Traffic Jams: Noisestorm - ‘Crab Rave’-January 2024
2024-02-19 EST 22:12:03

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Sometimes, something occurs that becomes a singular uniting event, grabbing the world’s attention and compressing it into a massless singular point. At those times, there’s only one thing you can do: dance.

Rave, specifically. Even better: crab rave. When all the world’s attention is drawn to one area, you can truly dance like no one’s looking. Why not pick the best song for the occasion?

“Crab Rave” may have been written as a joke, but it’s truly and honestly a banger. The tempo is upbeat and fun, the rhythm is bouncy, and the driving bass does its best to get you out of your seat. Give “Crab Rave” a listen this morning. You’ll be glad you did.

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