They're gonna (grunt) make a (grrrr) new Honda Ridgeline and they say it's (muscle flex) gonna be a real pickup this time.

Honda just announced that they're going to make a new Ridgeline, following the rumors that, inexplicably, they've been planning on making a new Ridgeline. Honda claims it will be more "."

Honda's Marketing VP Jeff Conrad says the upcoming second-generation Honda Ridgeline will have…

'Truck like' is industry code for 'large macho big grill loud beef flex meat flex tough strong man huge.'

While the last Ridgeline was a wimpy girly man unibody pickup with (scoff) front-wheel drive-biased AWD, the new one looks like a real mean trucky truck man truck mister mean full steroid muscle big man truck.

As a man's man I'm looking forward to this new manly man's man Ridgeline from Honda.