I’m in moving this week, which means I must all the junk that I have no idea why I kept. I don’t need more stuff. I need to rid myself of stuff. But I will make an exception if you buy me this championship-winning for my birthday. I don’t have one of those, and it’s for sale!

Wayne Taylor Racing utterly last year’s IMSA WeatherTech Sports Car Championship, winning overall to start the season with their no. 10 prototype. They ended the season with five wins. NASCAR legend Jeff Gordon even drove the car at the Rolex 24 last year as his last hurrah after retiring from racing on a regular basis.

This year, they haven’t been as dominant, which makes this for sale listing all the more interesting. Are they switching to another car, or just getting a fresh chassis soon?

The price isn’t listed, so if you have to ask, you should definitely buy it for me. I suspect it’s not cheap based on their description of the car as an “instant classic,” which sounds a lot like the used race car version of Craigslist’s “no lowballers - I know what I have.”

Either way, I want to rain shame down upon various track day groups throughout central Texas. If you’re stumped on a birthday present for me, I’ll make room for this car. I mean, these are surprisingly small cars. It’ll fit in my carport, no problem.

[H/T Cory!]