NASCAR has a history of . This weekend’s 400-miler in Chicago sits atop them all as the most cowabunga-filled yet. It’s the TMNT 400 this weekend and I am extremely excited.

This race got announced back in April, with a predictable April O’Neil tie-in, but only now are we gearing up proper for the race. Again, it’s the 15th-18th, this weekend, and it’s from the same Nickelodeon partnership that gave us last year’s Spongebob 400 at Kansas and will give us another race name next year, as .

I wish I could be there, guzzling radiation-topped pizza like all my favorite turtles used to do. Right? They did that, right? It’s been a long time, man.

I mean dude. Definitely dude.