For $19,900, the M in this MG stands for Mustang

In Kafka's Metamorphosis a man turns into a gigantic cockroach overnight. Today's MG ZT changed from front wheel drive to rear - and grew a V8 - but does it carry a price that will bug you? John Belushi's Samurai character on SNL had limited communication skills, choosing to speak...

May 2, 2026

For $4,990, grab yourself some thunder thighs

Scientists say fossil evidence indicates that over time, birds evolved from the dinosaurs. While unique and desirable, today's Thunderbird does demonstrate that the evolutionary process also works in reverse, but will its price be a bone of contention? In the middle of the last decade Morris Garages packed up their...

May 2, 2026

For $105,000, never put bros before hoes again

The Quattroporte is at present Maserati's biggest offering, but for some it may still not be large enough. Today's 2005 Maser is about as grande as you can get, but is its price too venti? Yesterday's also leaned to the yo mama's so fat side of the equation, but that...

May 2, 2026

For $8,500, if it’s not baroque, don’t fix it

The Lincoln Versailles was Ford's reaction to the success of Cadillac's Seville. Today's custom Grandeur Coupe Royal will get a reaction — likely regurgitative — but will its price as well? When competitor Cadillac sought to go toe to toe with the insurgent import luxury offerings from the likes of...

May 2, 2026

For $6,500, let slip a Spanish fly

The Spanish city of Granada is located within the autonomous community of Andalusia, an area for which the Andalusian, or Pura Raza Española, Horse is also named. Today's Ford Granada looks like it might pack some horses, but is its price too much to pony up? Signed on November 11th,...

May 2, 2026

For $23,500, Caveat Elise-tor

In the Six-Million Dollar Man, Lee Majors' character Steve Austin was rebuilt with amazing capabilities following the crash of his experimental aircraft. Today's Lotus Elise isn't that expensive, but seeing its also been rebuilt, would buying it at any price be a mistake of bionic proportions? The cheesy ‘70s sci-fi...

May 2, 2026

For $7,500, it’s Willys time

You have surely heard someone say they don't build ‘em like they used to? Today's Jeep Pickup is a perfect example of how they used to build ‘em, but will its modern-day price give you the willies? Hey, check out the new blog format, pretty sweet, huh? Not so sweet...

May 2, 2026

For $27,885, is an old retro car a retro-retro car?

They say those who don't learn from the past are condemned to repeat it. Alain Clenet learned a lot in history calls, as proven by today's Series III Asha, but will its price prove condemnable? What we all learned from the past - the very recent past - is that...

May 2, 2026

For $5,999, Porsche Nine Sixty What?

Following the effeminate 924 and the etherial 944, the epoch-ending 968 seems to have become the forgotten Porsche. Today's Cabriolet might just jog some memories, but will its price make you say fuggedaboutit? Rumor has it that when questioned as to the absence of a true entry-level Porsche, a company...

May 2, 2026

For $10,500, it’s the full monte

It is said that, in conflict, to the victor goes the spoils. Italy may have lost the war, but today's Lancia can not only be considered the spoils thereof, but is also be-spoliered, its price however, might just spoil it for you. Some might claim that Porsche spoiled the iconic...

May 2, 2026

For $12,500, it’s the survival of the Fordest

Ford's F-series Pickup has been the best selling vehicle in America for more than two decades. Today's F-100 Super Cab is evidence to that longevity, but could its price be described as the best? Yesterday's simply red definitely didn't ring up on the registers of the 75% of you voting...

May 2, 2026

For $13,000, find a cause that’s worth it

Vega is the brightest star in the constellation Lyra and is the second brightest in the northern celestial hemisphere. Today's Cosworth Vega may not have shined as brightly as intended, but it was still the star of the marque. Right now it's up to you to determine whether this one's...

May 2, 2026

For $12,500, don’t get mad, get even

Today's candidate is all about the even numbers. It has twelve cylinders, six speeds, it's a four-seater, and the model is an eight-series. All that means the price must also be even-steven, right? Well, it's up to you to find if that's the case, or if it is just plain...

May 2, 2026

For $16,000, get bent-ley

The Bentley Arnage is a stately ride, and is usually reserved for the most discriminating of automobile owners. Today's Bentley homage Town Car may be for those without a single discriminating bone in their bodies, but is its price still biased? Cars that look like other cars go way back...

May 2, 2026

For $48,500, those are some pretty nifty Scirocco taillights.

Whether you are Mr. Bond, or , the Aston Martin has always been a ride of choice for the well heeled Brit. Today's 1991 Virage could be your choice, but will its price make it more of a mirage? Fully 88% of you wished yesterday's had been a mirage, but...

May 2, 2026