As if getting pwned by their own unreliable Renault power units all year long wasn’t enough, Red Bull sent its Formula One drivers to compete in some sumo wrestling ahead of the Japanese Grand Prix. Big surprise: Sumo Dude wins.

Erm, boys? You might want to keep your day job.

There’s something about skinny F1 dudes being unable to move a giant mass of man. At some point, inertia just takes over here.

Either way, enjoy watching some Red Bull guys go so far out of their element that they’re not even wearing the traditional mawashi to receive their push-outs.

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