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Actually, welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Monster Jam Roundup—that pretty much sums up the next couple of days. If you didn’t get enough excitement over the past week, feel free to spend the weekend watching giant trucks destroy stuff (and themselves). Between Saturday and Sunday, there’s approximately 20 whole hours of tape-delayed Monster Jam coverage. No, seriously. It’s probably best to clear your DVRs before you set them this weekend, because that is a whole lot of television to record.

Other than Monster Jam, the weekend is full of SCORE International off-road racing—even coverage from the Baja 1000 will show on Sunday. The Lucas Oil Off-Road Racing Series, Pro Motocross Championship and FIA World Rally Championship will get their fair share of coverage as well.

The entire weekend may be on tape delay, but it’ll be pretty enjoyable—after all, it’s almost impossible to not be excited about hours and hours of monster trucks and destruction. If you’re not excited, well—there’s no hope for you.

Just kidding. There’s plenty of hope—perhaps the weather will be nice outside. Enjoy it, folks.

All times below are EST.

Saturday

Imperial Valley 250 in El Centro, California

6 a.m. — Race coverage (delayed) on CBS Sports Network

2 p.m. — Race coverage (delayed) on CBS Sports Network

Baja 1000 qualifying at SEMA Show

7 a.m. — Qualifying coverage (delayed) on CBS Sports Network

3 p.m. — Qualifying coverage (delayed) on CBS Sports Network

Weekend marathon from the 2015 season

10 a.m. — Monster Jam in Atlanta, Georgia (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

11 a.m. — Tampa, Florida (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

12 p.m. — Indianapolis, Indiana (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

1 p.m. — St. Louis, Missouri (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

2 p.m. — Anaheim, California (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

3 p.m. — Anaheim, California (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

4 p.m. — Arlington, Texas (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

5 p.m. — Detroit, Michigan (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

6 p.m. — Syracuse, New York (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

7 p.m. — Las Vegas, Nevada (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

8 p.m. — Las Vegas, Nevada (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

9 p.m. — Las Vegas, Nevada (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

10 p.m. — Santa Clara, California (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

Bud Light San Felipe 250 in Baja California, Mexico

12 p.m. — Race coverage (delayed) on CBS Sports Network

Baja Sur 500 in Baja California, Mexico

1 p.m. — Race coverage (delayed) on CBS Sports Network

High Point National at High Point Raceway in Mount Morris, Pennsylvania

1 p.m. — 1st Moto coverage (delayed) on MAVTV

2 p.m. — 2nd Moto coverage (delayed) on MAVTV

ADAC Rallye Deutschland in Germany

1 a.m. — Race coverage (delayed) on MAVTV

Weekend marathon from the 2015 season

3 a.m. — Monster Jam stadium tour and 2015 season recap

4 a.m. — Inside Monster Jam

5 a.m. — Inside Monster Jam

9 a.m. — Monster Jam in Santa Clara, California (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

10 a.m. — East Rutherford, New Jersey (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

11 a.m. — East Rutherford, New Jersey (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

12 p.m. — Foxboro, Massachusetts (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

1 p.m. — Monster Jam 2016 season preview

Rounds 15 and 16 at Las Vegas Motor Speedway in Las Vegas, Nevada

4 a.m. — Pro Lite and Pro 2 races (delayed) on CBS Sports Network

5 a.m. — Pro Lite and Pro 2 races (delayed) on CBS Sports Network

Round 17 at Lucas Oil Off Road Park in Lake Elsinore, California

2 p.m. — Pro 4 and Pro Buggy races (delayed) on MAVTV

5 p.m. — Pro 4 and Pro Buggy races (delayed) on MAVTV

8 p.m. — Pro Lite and Pro 2 races (delayed) on CBS Sports Network

in Baja California, Mexico

9 p.m. — Race coverage (delayed) on CBS Sports Network

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