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Quite the contrary to last weekend’s overload of live events, the motorsports lineup over the next two days is, well, tape delayed. But don’t give up hope after reading that—live events don’t always equal entertainment quality, and no one can argue with a Monster Jam marathon when there’s not much else going on.

In addition to hours upon hours of Monster Jam this weekend, other showings include the Lucas Oil American Sprint Car Series, Stadium Super Trucks, Lucas Oil Late Model Dirt Series, Lucas Oil Modified Series, Pirelli World Challenge, Red Bull Air Race, IMSA WeatherTech SportsCar Championship, Lucas Oil Off-Road Racing Series, AMSOIL Arenacross, Red Bull X Fighters, Monster Energy Supercross and NHRA. Keep away from Internet spoilers, sit back and pretend like these events never even happened the first time around. They’ll feel live.

That’s all for this weekend, unless you guys have a few streams to share with us. If you’re into college basketball, there’s apparently something going on over the next few days to can keep you occupied. Until next weekend on the motorsports front, though, you’ll just have to settle for the tape-delayed stuff.

If you know of any other events or streams going on this weekend, feel free to share in the comments below.

All times below are EST.

44th Annual Jim Raper Memorial Dirt Cup at Skagit Speedway in Alger, Washington

10 a.m. — Race (delayed) on MAVTV

1 p.m. — Race (delayed) on MAVTV

7 p.m. — Race (delayed) on MAVTV

10 p.m. — Race (delayed) on MAVTV

OPTIMA Batteries 75 Laps to Victory at the Bullring at Las Vegas Motor Speedway in Las Vegas, Nevada

4 p.m. — Race (delayed) on MAVTV

Georgia Boot Super Bowl of Racing at Golden Isles Speedway in Brunswick, Georgia

5 p.m. — Race (delayed) on MAVTV

Grand Prix of St. Petersburg in St. Petersburg, Florida

6 p.m. — GT race (delayed) on CBS Sports Network

12 Hours of Sebring at Sebring International Raceway in Sebring, Florida

6:30 p.m. — Race (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

9 p.m. — Race (delayed) on CBS Sports Network

9:30 p.m. — Tampa, Florida (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

10:30 p.m. — Orlando, Florida (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

11:30 p.m. — Indianapolis, Indiana (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

St. Petersburg, Florida

10 p.m. — Race (delayed) on CBS Sports Network

Sunday

12:30 a.m. — Houston, Texas (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

1:30 a.m. — Anaheim, California (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

2:30 a.m. — St. Louis, Missouri (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

3:30 a.m. — Detroit, Michigan (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

5:30 p.m. — Season recap on Fox Sports 1

6:30 p.m. — Tour recap on Fox Sports 1

9 p.m. — Tour recap on Fox Sports 2

Rallye Monte-Carlo

1 a.m. — Coverage (delayed) on MAVTV

44th Annual Jim Raper Memorial Dirt Cup at Skagit Speedway in Alger, Washington

2 a.m. — Race (delayed) on MAVTV

Georgia Boot Super Bowl of Racing at Golden Isles Speedway in Brunswick, Georgia

4 a.m. — Race (delayed) on MAVTV

Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates

10 a.m. — Race (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

Round 6 at Lucas Oil Off Road Park in Lake Elsinore, California

2 p.m. — Pro Lite and Pro 2 races (delayed) on MAVTV

5 p.m. — Pro Lite and Pro 2 (delayed) on MAVTV

12 Hours of Sebring at Sebring International Raceway in Sebring, Florida

2:30 p.m. — Race (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

Cajundome in Lafayette, Louisiana

4:30 p.m. — Race (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

Madrid, Spain

6:30 p.m. — Event (delayed) on Fox Sports 1

Amalie Motor Oil NHRA Gatornationals at Gainesville Raceway in Gainesville, Florida

8 p.m. — Sportsman Series coverage (delayed) on Fox Sports 2

Ford Field in Detroit, Michigan

10 p.m. — Coverage (delayed) on Fox Sports 2