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What Should Nikita Mazepin Do Next?
What Should Nikita Mazepin Do Next?-October 2024
2024-02-19 EST 22:12:09

A photo of Nikita Mazepin blended with Humpty Dumpty

You might have not have heard, but . Just a week before , Mazepin was dropped by Haas as it cut ties with title sponsor Uralkali. So, what should he do instead?

Mazepin joined F1 when he was just 22. He managed one season in the sport before being – just three days after he turned 23.

So, with the average life expectancy of a Russian male now sitting pretty at 73 years old, what should he do for the next 50 years?

He’s already said he only wants to race in F1 and won’t set foot in other series. So he could spend a few months on the sidelines .

Or, he might want to follow in his fathers footsteps and work as a Belarusian interpreter before switching fields to .

Or maybe, as has been suggested by several writers here at Jalopnik, he should lean into his likeness and become a fairground Humpty Dumpty impersonator. It’s a noble profession.

Finally, he might want to write – around these parts.

But, what do you think the young whippersnapper should get up to next?

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