Porsche 911 GT America: Smells like vinyl and automotive cleaner. Taste is faint, but revolting. Tastes primarily like old socks, with hints of rubber and grit in the mix. Has a numbing effect on the tongue once done.

The varmint has been entirely cleaned up now, so it does taste at all like possum.

Welcome to the 12 Hours of Sebring, the one place where you wish you'd dressed up as a cow and…

Also, I'm done with the "if I lick it, it's mine" joke. Done. Completely done. Licking cars is gross and it tastes revolting. I'm not sure I can feel my all of tongue anymore.

Don't lick race cars, especially if they were freshly cleaned. I don't recommend it. I'm putting these tasting notes out there for informational purposes only. As far as a culinary experience goes, these cars should come with big Mr. Yuk stickers and "DO NOT EAT" disclaimers on the entry list.