Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and where you can talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

As far as the World At Large is concerned, there is one race, and one race only this weekend:

And Watkins Glen can definitely get a bit butt-clenchingly terrifying at times:

I hadn't been at Watkins Glen for more than a few minutes before a nice women told me to park the…

Just kidding. While we are here this weekend, and will be bringing you all the RV-and-racing deliciousness we can, there's plenty of racing otherwise.

Not only is there MotoGP for all you people who insist, I mean just insist, on your vehicles' wheel count stopping at two, but there's the IndyCar Houston Grand Prix, NASCAR Sprint Cup racing, drag racing, motocross, and a whole bunch of other fun stuff.

Oh yeah, and there's the , and the , two of the greatest hillclimb events in the world for many different reasons, this weekend.

The Goodwood Festival of Speed presents the latest and greatest of the faster side of the…

Unfortunately for you, the Pikes Peak hillclimb doesn't actually air on TV until next month.

Yes, . So you'll have to wait a while to catch it on the tube. If you wanna catch it live, you can catch it on a stream . Oh, but before you click, just know that you'll have to pay money for it.

How much money, you ask? About $20 for unlimited viewing, so, you know just really super fantastic awesome cheap deal, definitely worth the $20 more than you're probably paying for HBO GO right now.

But if you want an "OFFICIAL 2014 PPIHC Program," and really, who doesn't, you get the privilege of paying $100.

One. Hundred. Dollars.

I'm sure all 15 people who pay for it will be very happy, so, good job Pikes Peak.

If you know about anything we missed, or about good livestreams out there, let us know in the comments below.

All times below are EDT.

TT Circuit Assen

Assen, Netherlands

7 AM Saturday on FS1

Reliant Park

Houston, Texas

2 PM Saturday on NBCSN (same day replay)

Muddy Creek Raceway

Blountville, Tennessee

3 PM Saturday on NBC

Reliant Park

Houston, Texas

3 PM Saturday on NBCSN

Kentucky Speedway

Sparta, Kentucky

6:30 PM Saturday on TNT

Watkins Glen International

Watkins Glen, New York

11 AM Sunday on FS1

Reliant Park

Houston, Texas

3 PM Sunday on NBCSN

Route 66 Raceway

Joliet, Illinois

3 PM Sunday on ESPN2 (same day replay)