Audi Sport Team Joest is the team whose rumors cried wolf. For the past few years, about the Audi Le Mans prototype team withdrawing from the World Endurance Championship inevitably appear as the season winds down. Groan. At this point, I won’t believe it until I hear it straight out of Audi spokes-Scot Allan McNish’s very own mouth.

Last year, the pervasive rumor was that the Audi LMP1 team would be discontinued so that Audi could instead, which . In 2014, some were certain Audi would to give Porsche the spotlight and so Audi could go make its name in F1. And oh, let’s not forget the folks who assumed Audi drop out as soon as Porsche entered with their own LMP1.

I would continue digging up rumors, hearsay and forum nonsense that never panned out, but it’s past time to fry this dead, beaten horse into pony-schnitzel.

Admittedly, part of my weariness with this same ol’ rumor is that I don’t want it to be true. I got interested in sportscar racing around the same time as the delightful Jason Statham-narrated Audi racing documentary Truth in 24 hit TV screens. Audi was my team, and still largely is now even though I’ve come to terms with the fact that all three contenders in LMP1 are pretty awesome. They have been a constant presence as long as I’ve followed motorsports. Racing endurance prototypes is what they do.

If Audi withdraws from the WEC’s top LMP1 class, we’re probably back to two teams running only four cars there: Porsche and Toyota. BMW still hasn’t ruled out a 2018 entry, but supposedlywhen they saw the price tag of building a competitive car.

also keeps coming up as a possible LMP1 contender ever since they withdrew from LMP1 in 2012. However, Carlos Tavares, the chairman of Peugeot’s parent company Groupe PSA, also says that high costs are preventing Peugeot from building a new LMP1, per .

Regardless, Audi’s so-called impending withdrawal from the top class of sports-car racing is like the . You can print all the rumors, unearth Some Guy to kludge together a rendering, and show me all the ultra-exclusive spy photos in the world, but at this point, I’m tired of just hearing about it. I’m really not going to believe it exists until I can physically lick a new Corvette that has an engine in the middle with my very own tongue. It will probably , but I’ll do it just to be sure.

With the for Dieselgate’s sins against humanity growing all the time, Audi canning its most famous rolling advertisement for diesel technology is more plausible than ever.

Still, show me the [lack of] car. Or don’t. But at least give me more proof than “a nameless insider said” or “Dieselgate, guys, Dieselgate!”